Home life, TMI

Definitely not

The real estate agent called... finally the vendor made a decision on the house. The decision is... no decision. She won't sell for the amount I offered, and she wants a heap more money. Fat chance. I mean, it's a nice place, but I think what I offered is possibly stretching what it's worth. If it was worth more, others would be offering more. Ah well, so at least I know now. So with just over a

Health, TMI

Have a bucket handy?

Hey Daniel Yeah? You need to go to the toilet. Now. Do I? Okay. Ooh. That doesn't feel right. I wonder if I'm okay. Hey Daniel Yeah? Toilet again. So soon? And do you have a bucket handy? Yeah I think so. Grab it. Okay. What for... oohhhh... oohh dear... bleaaarrrrgghhh.... Well now. That's a spectacular colour. It is, isn't it. Now might be a good time for you to go to

Home life, TMI

Twine

I'm holding, in my other hand(*), a box of twine. What strange stuff, twine. It must come from a twine factory. I wonder how many people work there. And what they say at parties when people ask them what they do. "Oh well... I make twine. Yeah, you know how when you get the packet, how one end of the twine ball is sticking out of the hole in the top. I do that. I find the end and stick it out