Amusing personalised number plate: “AMLOST”. Heh.
One day, train commuters are going to revolt, form guerrilla groups (which have absolutely nothing to do with me) which strike in the middle of the night, putting back all the “Stand on left / Walk on right” escalator signs.
In the mean time, if you’re standing on the right on the down escalator and you hear the rapid heavy thump thump thump of footsteps coming down from behind you, I’d advise you to get out of my way, as I’m rushing for a train.
Lady with white stick and matching white iPod earphones walking down Manchester Lane. Maybe she can smell the cars coming.
Is it unmanly of me to get the umbrella out for the three-block walk from the station to work if it’s drizzling?