Don’t beep at me. I can see the green light. But I can also see the traffic banked up on the other side of the intersection.
I know it’s really hard because the switch is so awkwardly placed, such a long way from your hands on the steering wheel, but fer chrissake use your indicators!
Don’t tailgate me. I’m going at the speed limit. I’m not going to speed because you’re in a hurry.
Look, if you don’t know where you’re going, don’t keep driving slowly down the road while you try to look at the Melway. Pull over.
Get off the smegging phone, you moron.
Not surprised to read this: Hummer Drivers Get More Tickets. A Lot More., given I spotted one lady zooming down Kingsway recently, in a Hummer with personalised licence plates, happy jabbering away on the phone.