Apparently Jay has a bowel movement. Not sure why he feels the need to immortalise it on his licence plate though.
There can be few things less appetising in the supermarket than this: Ham & chicken flavoured knob.
By the way, my old car finally got taken away the other day. Apparently the engine is going to be extracted and sent to the Sudan — probably not to go into another car, but to work a pump or something. Wow. My old rustbucket might be helping a whole village somewhere.