The Secret Seven

Tram 7Marita and I were heading from her place in Footscray to a Clare’s party in Armadale. Train into the city, then either: train to Armadale (quicker, but a 15 minute walk) or tram 6 (slower but much closer). The train had just gone (next in 15 minutes), so we walked over to the tram stop to see when the next 6 was. The sign said 9 minutes.

While I was trying to calculate in my head which would get us there quicker, a tram pulled into the stop. The destination sign on it said “Malvern Town Hall”, route 7.

Something in the gunzel part of my brain clicked. I had a vague recollection that a 7 is a 6 in disguise, which is going just to the depot. If so, it could take us to one stop from where we needed to be. So I asked the driver to confirm my hypothesis: “Are you going down High Street?” He said yes, and we jumped aboard.

The mysterious route 7 tram went as expected, almost right where we needed to go. Few people were on board, I suspect in part because nobody knows where route 7 goes, which also meant it was an express run all the way. Saved: 9 minutes waiting time plus a few minutes for speed.

The silly thing is there’s a whole bunch of these secret tram routes. They’re the tram equivalent of ghost trains. Sometimes they’re for special events, but there’s loads of them for runs to the depot.

They’re not officially documented anywhere, and their runs are mostly missing from the timetables. Some of them seem to be based on the main route numbers, but lots of them are obviously derived from something no longer current, so for the most part there’s little logic to them.

Secret number Route Short version of
2 Melb Uni to South Melbourne 1
7 Melb Uni to Malvern Town Hall 6
9 City or St Kilda to Preston Depot or Thornbury 112
11 Spencer St/Collins St to West Preston 112
12 Kew to Malvern Depot 16
18 City via Elizabeth St to Brunswick Depot 19
20 City via Elizabeth St to Coburg 19
27 City via La Trobe St to Kew depot 24
28 La Trobe St/Spencer St to Richmond 48/75
41 La Trobe St/Spencer St to Kew 48
47 Port Melbourne to Kew tram depot 109
49 City via Elizabeth St to Niddrie 59
51 City via Elizabeth St to Essendon station 59
52 City via Elizabeth St to Essendon 59
54 City via Elizabeth St to Maribyrnong River 57
58 City via Elizabeth St to Showgrounds 57
61 Melb Uni to South Caulfield Junction 64
62 Melb Uni to Hawthorn Rd/North Rd Caulfield South 64
66 Melb Uni to Glenhuntly Depot 67
66 North Richmond to Glenhuntly Depot 78
71 Flinders St/Spencer St to Surrey Hills 70
73 Melb Uni to Camberwell Junction Malvern Rd/Glenferrie Rd 72
76 City via Flinders St to Camberwell depot 75
81 City via Elizabeth St to Essendon Depot 59
85 Moonee Ponds to West Maribyrnong 82
87 City via Bourke St to La Trobe Uni 86
89 City via Bourke St to Preston depot 86
91 St Kilda Beach to Bourke St/William St 96
92 Spencer St/Bourke St to Clifton Hill 86
94 Brunswick East to Southbank depot 96
95 City via Bourke St to Melbourne Museum 96
97 St Kilda Beach via City to North Fitzroy 96
98 East Brunswick via City to Fitzroy St 96
108 Box Hill via City to Southbank depot 109
111 Port Melbourne via City to Kew Depot 109
121 Flinders St/Market St to MCG/Tennis Centre 70
124 Flinders St/Elizabeth St to Telstra Dome 48
125 Flinders St/Market St to MCG (Wellington Pde) 48/75
129 LaTrobe St/Swanston St to Telstra Dome 24

In my book, in most cases the secret numbers shouldn’t be used. If a tram is travelling along a substantial part of the route, it might as well use the same route number. Most people won’t care that it doesn’t make it quite all the way. Or it could use a suffix such as D for Depot — though that would probably require the few 3 digit route numbers to be cropped back to two for simplicity.

(Source 1; Source 2 — they conflict in some places, and the above list may not be complete. The second source includes some old ones which I’m not sure are used anymore. Feel free to post corrections in the comments, though of course it’ll flag you as a bigger gunzel than me.)

Update: See the related Age article On our tramway’s secret service (14/9/2008)

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15 Replies to “The Secret Seven”

  1. If the driver had been showing the correct destination (available on this tram), it would have said Malvern Town hall via High Street, and no questions would be necessary.

    73 hasn’t been used for Camberwell Junction for decades. It is now for Glenferrie and Malvern Rds Corner, another Malvern Depot tram.

    14, Malvern Depot from Uni via St Kilda.

    69, Malvern Depot to St Kilda.

    Of course you are correct, there is no logic to them. I suggest an overhaul and some logic and consistency.

  2. Note that the tram pictured is not the actual tram we caught. It was a Z though, with one of the new LED displays. (I don’t recall if it was a Z1 or Z3.)

  3. For those of us not from/living in melbourne – what do they do at the Depot?

    Is it just a change of drivers, or do they have secret tram business going on there?

  4. Going in for the night, or off the road between the peaks, when less trams are running. Buses and trains in other cities would do the same (though they might not take passengers when doing so).

    Driver changes are generally done on the road, often at a stop closeish to a depot.

    I do find something slightly mystical about tram depots actually. Maybe it’s something to do with the intricacy of the track and wire layouts needed to get them all in and out.

    http://tdu.to/47536.msg/MalvernDepotNewShed24Nov06.JPG

    http://tdu.to/26834.msg/SouthbankDepot_12Feb2005-1.jpg

  5. I dunno – I think these mystery route numbers add a certain flavor to run-of-the-mill life in Melbourne. Isn’t it cool that you took that tram (gave you a new blog entry!).

    It’s like the ghost stations in New York City, or the stations the U-Bahn stations that were closed in Berlin during the cold war (you could travel through them on a Western Berlin train that snaked through East Berlin territory – the only people on the platform were East German militia with submachine guns). In short, revel in the mystery – there’s not enough of it around these days.

  6. On the 59 Route to Airport West, they sometimes have a 55 to Essendon North. This sort of makes sense to me, cos its not quite a 59…

  7. i have to say, i love secret tram numbers…and i like to think there is a good reason for them (though there is a good chance this may not be true.) and tram 7 is my favourite of all the secret trams so thanks for the post!

  8. It’s good that they carry passengers but yes, proper numbering would be good. Some go as far as to follow a radical route compared to the normal service – 9 even follows a section of track that is otherwise not used for passenger services.

    Paul – isn’t route 55 Domain Interchange to West Coburg (really Pascoe Vale South) via William St/Royal Park? :S

  9. WWW,
    Yes you are right, I meant to say 51, but then I read the post properly and see that 51 is aready mentioned. I have seen one 51 goto Essendon North which is about 2Km past Essendon station.

  10. Know your sense of orientation without temptation. The 78 and 79 tram up on Chapel St is the slowest and infrequent services.

  11. There is also a secret route you didn’t mention, usually labelled as a “1”, which goes from Brunswick (Moreland) Depot to East Coburg – not timetabled, isn’t technically open, but picks up and drops off passengers anyway. It is a handy way of cutting some time off if you manage to miss an 8 – all you do is change to a 1 citybound at the Moreland Rd/Nicholson St intersection. It’s often found in the afternoon at the start of the peak, presumably when they need to start a new tram from the 1 route’s terminus. It usually has at least half a dozen passengers on it.

    Then there is what happens on days like today, when the 8 from the city doesn’t go on to the depot but turns around at that intersection instead of turning left. Had well over a dozen angry people there this afternoon, after at least four 1s went past in the previous half hour or more. This is not the first time, either.

  12. All East Preston services ran into the city via St Georges Rd until they put in the electric trams along the old Burke St cable tram routes in the 50`s. If the M&MTB`s 1923 plan to have trams to Reservoir (among other places) had come been carried out then East Preston/Bundoora trams probably still would.

    Logically the number 7 should go along Commercial Rd/Malvern Rd.

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