Unfortunately, we’ll always have Paris

In my years of blogging, I have so far managed to avoid mentioning Paris Hilton. Because up until now, I’d considered her to be nothing more than a waste of oxygen and newsprint. Seriously, I’d hoped that her incarceration would mean she’d be out of the news for a few weeks. I should have known better.

She broke her parole, being caught twice driving after being disqualified for drink-driving. That’s not just wasting oxygen and being dumb, that’s thumbing your nose at the punishment for being a dangerous idiot.

Her stupidity is legendary. If she’s not actually stupid, she’s doing a damn good imitation of it. Look at her eyes. Do you see an ounce of intelligence? And witness (even as she’s claiming she won’t be acting dumb anymore) her assessment of being in a jail cell, which “…felt as if I was in a cage”. Duh. I mean, you can’t make this stuff up.

One can only hope that jail knocks some sense into the stupid bint.

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10 Replies to “Unfortunately, we’ll always have Paris”

  1. Spotted on the bedroom wall of an eight year old girl: poster of Paris Hilton.
    Oh well, nothing like a good role model!

  2. What, the 8-year-old wants to be a brainless partygoing public-sex-tape participant who drink-drives and gets thrown in jail for it?! Scary.

  3. “Unfortunately” is very well placed in that header. I’m hoping my girl will have a much better role model than someone like Paris.

  4. I’m hoping my girls will have very much better role models as well. A vapid, air-head who’s not used her head, nor money for any real good, ever. At least Diana, with all of her manipulations of the media, if you believe it all, did do some good at shining a spotlight at landmines, and AIDS. This stupid girl has done zilch, and when she has to pay for her crimes, says it’s unfair. Bah, humbug, annoying crap, IMHO I’ve got no sympathy at all for her. Grow up.

  5. My 17 year old daughter has her head screwed on the the right way, was vastly amused at this and agrees with it all.

  6. I agree with all you say regarding this total waste of space of a person, but surely it begs the question, why start writing about her now?

  7. I nearly fell over when the ABC actually reported on Paris Hilton in it’s news. I honestly can’t believe they wasted precious news time on this absolute not story when real things are happening in the world. And then, the other morning, I almost fell out of bed when the respected “AM” morning radio news half hour had a Paris related item.

    I honestly don’t know what our media has come to.

  8. well I can only say one thing abt Miss.Hilton…JAIL is her biggest break from living a cranium deficient life. Lets hope she recovers for good this time.

    Keshi.

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