I’ve been with you for twenty years, but I’ve had enough.
Oh sure, we’ve often been happy together. But lately you’ve been really annoying at times. You’ve been taking me for granted, taking more and more from me. And what you’ve given back I’ve found to be… well, disappointing.
Commonwealth Bank, you’re dumped.
(Okay, I’ll probably keep my business banking through them, but with the home loan offer bringing St George’s transaction accounts with it, all the rest of my banking switching.)