Headlines

From the scrolling news sign above Young & Jackson’s…

7 bodies found...

Seven eh? Oh dear. Oh well that’s not as bad as 60.

7 insurgents abduct...

Wow. Do they know which seven?

7 Aussie troops may be targets

Only seven? Maybe they should stay home.

7 permanent water saving rules in place

Actually it’s five.

I think I might have mentioned this before, but I always thought it looked funny when I had the Yahoo newsbar on my computer. It would say things like “Yahoo! Earthquake rocks Japan. Yahoo! 6 dead in US shooting. Yahoo! Bad thing happens in Ecuador” … and so on.

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