My anti-terrorism brochure and magnet arrived in the mail yesterday. I have stuck the magnet to my fridge, and now feel alert, but not alarmed. Terrorists will have to go elsewhere if they want to steal any milk.
It’s meant to go with the TV adverts – you know, the ones that sound like John Howard wrote them himself "blah blah Australians are a decent democratic society blah-de-blah". Flicking through the brochure, thankfully it has some more useful information in it, like some basic first aid instructions. So I won’t throw it away just yet – I’ll have a full read of it first.