You know what I spotted today? A quick explanation for people from outside Melbourne. We have a toll road here that goes through a tunnel under the river. The eastbound tunnel has been notorious for construction delays, and now has problems with leakage of water. Which is not great for inspiring confidence to use it, to be honest.
Well it turns out that on the approach to the westbound tunnel, the one that doesn’t have the leak, there’s a very well placed sign for Holeproof underwear – it simply says "Don’t worry – it’s Holeproof"!