You’ll know you’re really a parent when you start appraising your offspring’s excrement. Okay, so it’s important to make sure his movements are regular and healthy, but sometimes it goes a little too far. It starts to sound like a couple of art critics…
"Mmmm…. beautiful consistency, wouldn’t you say?"
"Absolutely. A prime example of the genre."
"One could almost say the finest work of his nappy period."
"Would you say cloth, or disposable?"
"Oh cloth, most certainly. There’s always a slightly different texture to be found…"
"Ah yes, ah yes. And has the artist signed it?"