A few of weeks ago the AFL "Thump Those Sydneysiders Into The Ground" Grand Final was on, and we decided to have a few people over for the traditional viewing of the game accompanied by Roy & HG’s superlative and entirely piss-taking commentary.
A slight over-estimate in the amount of food and drink did, however, result in something of a surplus. In fact, on the day we found ourselves with way too many drinks, and party sausage rolls and pies. This wasn’t helped by some people electing to bring yet more drinks and sausage rolls. In fact, even after everyone present had stuffed themselves full of food, we still had several million sausage rolls left.
We’re gradually getting through the backlog of drinks. And an eating marathon managed to dispose of the food before any mould got to it, though at one point we seriously considered calling in humanitarian organisations so our sausage roll mountain could help alleviate suffering in Africa.