RAM on

So, Daniel, we heard you just splashed out on more memory for your computer.

Yep, it’s got 24Mb now. More than enough for anybody. At least until next week. Ha, you’re not getting me into one of those Bill Gates quotes…

Why’d you spend the money?

Makes it faster.

When you’re typing up Toxic Custard… in that DOS text editor of yours… does it help you type faster?

Well, no.

Do you think up jokes faster?

Look, it makes it easier when I’m editing the spiffed up Toxic Custard Web page, okay? Putting in all those cool graphics and stuff.

By golly, he’s right folks; check it out now… the Toxic Custard Web page!