So, France has detonated second nuclear bomb. Six point something on the Richter scale. That poor bastard Richter. Imagine inventing something that meant for the rest of time your name would always be associated with bad news.
A week or two back it was found that New Zealand couldn’t challenge France over the nuclear tests, because France (get this), doesn’t recognise the International Court of Justice.
I’ll have to remember that one next time I’m fined for jaywalking. "I’m sorry your honour, but I don’t recognise this court."
"Oh well, Mr Bowen. That’s fair enough. You’re free to go."