Failed business tycoon Christopher Skase is still battling extradition from Spain to face trial in Australia, claiming illness. But he doesn’t seem to be attracting much sympathy. Why? Because he’s taken in exile in Majorca, that’s why! It’s not exactly a case of "awww… poor Skasey… down and out… penniless… sunning himself on the beach in Majorca… leave him alone…" Instead it’s "Bring him back to face the music! Ill and he can’t fly? No hurry then – put him on a boat!"
Obviously he should have gone somewhere like Rwanda. Then it’d be "Good old Chris, helping the starving masses… leave him be! Stop hounding the man!"