Not much chance of missing this news.
You can hear the joy in Stephen Fry’s voice in this short audio post on the subject:
And this weekend my footy tips tanked with just 4 out of 8. With only one more round to go, I now have no chance of winning the Anthony Malloy “memorial” trophy, the truly horrible urn which once adorned my house for an entire year.
So at least there’s some good news from the weekend’s sport.