In pictures… Road Morons

Wed 2 November 2011 7:12am by Daniel · Filed under: Morons on the road 

One can only hope that (a) the idiots didn’t hit anybody as they sped through the Mall, and that (b) those that do this kind of thing get pulled over for it.

Road morons (1/3)

Road morons (2/3)

Road morons (3/3)

(1:21pm on Monday)

As you can see from Google Streetview, there is signage/road markings indicating that when coming westbound on Bourke Street, motorists shouldn’t enter the tram stop — they should do a U-turn and go back.

No Entry - Trams excepted

(Ironically both the Google Streetview car and another vehicle can be seen driving through the tram stop — though the other vehicle is a loaded ute which parks in the Bourke Street Mall, so it may have had permission to be there, where some exceptions apply, though this does not appear to be the case for the Bourke/Swanston tram stop.)

I suspect the answer here is the City of Melbourne needs to close Bourke Street to vehicles all the way up to Russell Street; or at least ban motor vehicles from entering and heading westbound (but allow them to leave eastbound eg if they’ve come via Royal Lane or Russell Place.

RoadMorons strike again

Sun 15 May 2011 1:01pm by Daniel · Filed under: Morons on the road 

Sometime last night, it seems. Update: Marita says it was Thursday night.

#RoadMorons strike again

Logic?

Sun 20 February 2011 6:50pm by Daniel · Filed under: Morons on the road 

I’m hoping one of you smart people can explain the logic behind this.

Car blocking footpath

Oh, bravo

Sat 12 February 2011 3:27pm by Daniel · Filed under: Morons on the road 

Oh bravo, yes. Just block the whole road.

Bravo #RoadMorons

And I might note this guy was happy to park himself there while the light he was blocking was still green.

Sure, I can park here. Why not?

Thu 18 November 2010 7:37am by Daniel · Filed under: Morons on the road, transport 

Well, this thing I’m driving is about as big as a bus, so I thought I could park in the bus stop. Obviously it would have been too hard to move forward a couple of metres into the perfectly legal parking spot just ahead.

My car is as big as a bus, so I guess I can park in a bus stop

I guess I could have knocked on the window and asked if she was the 703. But I wanted to catch a real one to see if they’d fixed the zone overlap Myki bug yet.

They haven’t — see today’s Age (not onlinearticle now online). It’s the same problem I first found on day one of Myki on buses back in July, and was highlighted again in a comment from Alasdair — and for him this route is on his daily commute. Can you imagine the hassle of ringing up every day to get re-imbursed the $4.04 (two trips) incorrectly charged?

Stupid place to park

Sun 10 October 2010 7:07pm by Daniel · Filed under: Morons on the road 

Not loading, not unloading. Just sitting there. And plenty of spaces on the street.

Dear WKY762, that is a bloody stupid place to park. Do you understand what a footpath is for?

Stupid place to park

Today I was a moron

Sun 2 May 2010 9:08pm by Daniel · Filed under: Morons on the road 

Mea culpa. Today I was a moron.

This morning I ran a red light.

No excuse, but I was just following everybody else. I didn’t see it changing until it was too late to stop.

It’s in a spot where there’s another light (which I did stop at) which is ahead of any conflicting traffic, so there was no actual danger.


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Still, I made a mistake, and I’ll be more careful in future.

(The guy behind me, who caught up later, could hardly criticise. He was on the phone the whole time.)

Hello, Sunday drivers

Mon 19 April 2010 7:32am by Daniel · Filed under: driving, Morons on the road 

I’ve become something of a Sunday driver since I no longer generally drive anywhere on weekdays. But I’d like to think I’m better than the stereotype.

Out and about yesterday, I’m just staggered by the number of people not paying attention, or wilfully ignoring the rules, or apparently ignorant of the rules.

Ms Old Bomb — if you’re going to turn across my path, you need to give way. That doesn’t mean crawling out of the side street so I have to slow down to avoid hitting you.

Mr 4WD — pausing coming out of your driveway on North Road was a good idea. Leaving the back of your car out in oncoming traffic was not. Yes, your arse does look big in that. At least you noted my beep and moved out of the road.

Mr Mercedes — this is not a complicated rule: If you are doing a U-turn, you give way to EVERYBODY. Yes, even if you drive a Mercedes.

Mr Little White Car — you obviously didn’t notice the “Merge right” sign. That means your lane is ending. That means you merge into the lane to your right. The one I was in. You don’t just try and overtake me as your lane vanishes. I’m glad I saw you coming up behind and to the left of me. (My driving instructor Andre always taught me to keep checking my mirrors.) I’m not confident you even saw me before I beeped at you. Please don’t merge your car with mine.

Mind you, I wonder if the line markings could be modified to more clearly show the merge.
North Road, Oakleigh South
(Pic from Nearmap.com)

Mr Bogan on Monkey bike — no, the driver of the car correctly turning right on a green arrow is not the “f—ing idiot”. You are, for (a) illegally choosing to ride your stupid monkey bike on footpaths, and (b) for ignoring the red man and almost getting yourself mown down. (Why did you even press the ped button if you were going to ignore it?) Dickhead.

I suppose all you can do is keep your eyes open, give people some space, and be prepared to give way, and to use the horn when it becomes dangerous that they haven’t noticed you.

Unfortunately there’s no mechanism to transmit details of someone’s transgression (complete with photos, diagrams and a cite to the relevant road law) direct to their vehicle. Well, you can try shouting at them, but that is unlikely to do any good.

Who’s taken a defensive driving course? Are they good?

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