Funny angle

Mon 13 September 2010 9:50pm by · Filed under: Photos 

Everything in the entire world except this bus stop sign is at a funny angle.

Angle

Canola

Mon 13 September 2010 7:39am by · Filed under: Photos 

I’ve seen pictures before, but canola crops are startlingly yellow when you see them up close. These photos are from near Nagambie yesterday, where there seems to be a lot of it at the moment.

Canola crop near Nagambie

Canola crop near Nagambie

Apparently the name once used here, and still used in the UK, is “rape”, or “rapeseed”. I think I can see why the marketing bods here these days prefer “canola” — which is derived from “Canadian oil, low acid”.

I don’t know if this lot is going into food, biofuels (whose demand for crops is said to be driving up world food prices) or something else.

Update Wednesday: ABC report: ABARE forecasts record canola harvest

Sign, sign, everywhere a sign

Thu 1 April 2010 7:07am by · Filed under: Consumerism, Melbourne, Photos 

Kinda funny. Why just write “Garage sale” in your poster, when you can instead have an image of another “Garage sale” sign? To really spin people out, they could print this picture and stick it up around the place.
Garage sale

The Royal Mint, Melbourne. Established 1872. Producer of all Australian coins between 1927 and 1967. Noted as one of the finest government buildings of the 19th century, and one of few Australian examples of the Renaissance revival style. So is it just me, or does the “AFTERNOON PARKING $15″ sign somehow cheapen it?
Royal Mint, Melbourne

Likewise — it’s a little more subtle, but once you notice it, I think the grand Bourke Street entrance to Southern Cross Station is somehow cheapened by the Johnnie Walker advert across the top.
Southern Cross Station, Bourke St entrance

Still, maybe if they raise enough money, they can fix the leak in the roof.
Southern Cross Station roof, leaking

Maybe it’s just me that found this amusing: next to the Bus Zone, something more specific: a Mini Bus Zone.
Mini bus zone, Jasper Road

(By the way, apparently whoever is responsible for the Bus Zone sign hasn’t been told that bus now runs 7 days-a-week until about 10pm.)

Some pics

Tue 2 February 2010 8:13am by · Filed under: Photos 

“Food”? What, it’s not really food? (Frankston)
"Food" in Frankston

Could this be a conduit to the future? (Northcote Station)
Conduit to the future, Northcote

Road sign that actually goes around a corner (Wonthaggi)
Road sign, Wonthaggi

Some pics

Mon 11 January 2010 6:13pm by · Filed under: Photos 

It’s too damn hot, so here are some photos from last week’s jaunt down to Inverloch.

Uh oh — he lives! Spotted this in Cranbourne:

Uh oh

In Korumburra we found this company who appear to have named their business after Net Speak’s “Be Right Back”… complete with an actual BRB message in the window:

Korumburra sign

This was one of the signs in Inverloch. Especially amused by the layout of the word “Poo”:

Inverloch

When we got home, we found this in Bentleigh. Next time they update the Google Streetview photos, watch out for me, standing opposite the post office snapping a photo with my phone. Maybe you’ll be able to see my Tintin t-shirt (if they don’t blur him out!)

Google Streetview car, Bentleigh

I’m sharp and smart

Tue 29 December 2009 7:18am by · Filed under: Consumerism, Photos 

…apparently.

Daniel's sharp and smart

(It’s a sharps disposal container at Monash Medical Centre.)

Also spotted just before Christmas, reindeer carrot in Safeway:

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  • “The carrots preferred by reindeers.”
  • “Ingredients: Carrots, magic, love.”

I wonder if the ACCC would approve of those claims?

Poor Mr Pictogram

Thu 3 December 2009 7:15am by · Filed under: Photos 

Poor pictogram man; he’s obviously in a state of complete despair over the loss of his car. I wonder if he’s based on someone real?

Unlucky pictogram man

Has anybody compiled a web site of unlucky pictogram people? That’d be a fun project.

Actually maybe he didn’t lose his car. Maybe he just got outbid on the signed copy of the Doug Anthony Allstars book “Book” which I’m selling on Ebay. (Was that plug too subtle?)

Friday pics

Fri 9 October 2009 7:03am by · Filed under: driving, Melbourne, Photos 

Every time I pass this mural in Glen Huntly, I wonder if the grinning face is meant to be anybody in particular.
Glen Huntly

This sounds like brutal honesty to me — perhaps they’re just not that good.
One Star motors, Maribyrnong

Surely this can’t be good for your tyres.
Great parking

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