#RoadMorons Award Of The Week goes to…

Sat 13 April 2013 11:57am by · Filed under: Morons on the road 

…this person, who ignored the convention to keep left of the white line in Flinders Lane, and came up against this tram coming around the corner.

Friday lunchtime: eastbound tram meets westbound car

The tram actually had a fair pace making the turn — luckily it stopped in time to prevent a collision.

The motorist backed out of the lane, and hopefully learnt a lesson.

The car backs into the correct lane, and the tram continues on

1 in 6 have challenges just getting down the street. Don’t block the footpath.

Wed 6 March 2013 8:53am by · Filed under: Morons on the road, transport 

In an ABS survey in 2009, 4.0 million people (18.5% of the population) reported having a disability.

Of people with a disability, Mobility aids used by about 15% of them.

Car blocking footpath #RoadMorons

So about 600,000 people nationwide use mobility aids of some kind: walking sticks, walking frames, wheelchairs.

Additionally, the 2011 Census says there are 1,457,571 people aged under 5. Let’s assume that all of these kids either ride in a pram pushed by a parent, or walk under close supervision with a parent, eg another 1,457,571.

And let’s ignore for a moment that some of the 600,000 people who use mobility aids are aged under 5, or supervising those under 5.

What we get is that perhaps around three and a half million people (about 1 in 6) in Australia have some challenges with simply walking down the street.

They need two things to help get around their neighbourhood.

Firstly they need adequate footpaths provided by councils and road authorities. This means both sides of the street, built with proper drainage, and designed with minimising distances, rather than taking long detours to get places. Adequate road crossing places also need to be provided — responsive traffic lights, pedestrian refuges (islands) and so on.

And secondly, they need people to not block the footpaths with their motor vehicles. To do so is the ultimate in arrogance and thoughtlessness for three and a half million of your fellow citizens. Yet I see it continually when walking. It’s high time there was a crackdown on it.

Personally, in the last few months I’ve left several polite but firm notes around my neighbourhood on repeat offending vehicles — they seem to work, and it’s probably easier than trying to convince the council or police to do something about it (though pleasingly, it does sometimes happen).

Pics from the road

Tue 22 May 2012 7:24am by · Filed under: driving, Morons on the road 

This guy must be a Top Gear fan… notably a few minutes later he was seen careering across two lanes, at about 20 kmh over the speed limit.
STIG

Do drivers of the BMW 320d realise that it says “pose” upside-down? (Well okay, POZE.)
BMW 320d - "Pose" upsidedown

It just staggers me that people still do stupid stuff like queue over level crossings. Pure idiocy.
Cars queuing across level crossing

Idiot of the day

Sun 22 April 2012 5:57pm by · Filed under: Morons on the road, transport 

About an hour ago at Highett station: the train to Frankston had just left, and a city-bound train was approaching.

This idiot cyclist rode across in front of the city-bound train. The train driver tooted his horn loud and long. The cyclist entered the station, and appeared to want to catch the train — I’d be surprised if the driver didn’t verbally berate the cyclist over the PA.

Cyclist risks death riding out in front of train (1/2)

Cyclist risks death riding out in front of train (2/2)

In pictures… Road Morons

Wed 2 November 2011 7:12am by · Filed under: Morons on the road 

One can only hope that (a) the idiots didn’t hit anybody as they sped through the Mall, and that (b) those that do this kind of thing get pulled over for it.

Road morons (1/3)

Road morons (2/3)

Road morons (3/3)

(1:21pm on Monday)

As you can see from Google Streetview, there is signage/road markings indicating that when coming westbound on Bourke Street, motorists shouldn’t enter the tram stop — they should do a U-turn and go back.

No Entry - Trams excepted

(Ironically both the Google Streetview car and another vehicle can be seen driving through the tram stop — though the other vehicle is a loaded ute which parks in the Bourke Street Mall, so it may have had permission to be there, where some exceptions apply, though this does not appear to be the case for the Bourke/Swanston tram stop.)

I suspect the answer here is the City of Melbourne needs to close Bourke Street to vehicles all the way up to Russell Street; or at least ban motor vehicles from entering and heading westbound (but allow them to leave eastbound eg if they’ve come via Royal Lane or Russell Place.

RoadMorons strike again

Sun 15 May 2011 1:01pm by · Filed under: Morons on the road 

Sometime last night, it seems. Update: Marita says it was Thursday night.

#RoadMorons strike again

Logic?

Sun 20 February 2011 6:50pm by · Filed under: Morons on the road 

I’m hoping one of you smart people can explain the logic behind this.

Car blocking footpath

Oh, bravo

Sat 12 February 2011 3:27pm by · Filed under: Morons on the road 

Oh bravo, yes. Just block the whole road.

Bravo #RoadMorons

And I might note this guy was happy to park himself there while the light he was blocking was still green.

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