Wed 23 January 2008 - Nine days

Jeremy is rather unimpressed with the postal service. On Monday last week he mailed a letter to himself from my mum’s place, and it took until today to arrive. Some other mail had been turning up — sporadically, but something every few days. I wonder if some of the posties on post-Christmas holidays?

For a while there we thought it had vanished completely, and would eventually be like that recent case where a postcard turned up 93 years after it had been sent.

But as it is, it took nine days to cover such a short distance: 2.3km as the crow flies; 3.3km walking; a little further by road. So although it probably went via any number of mailing centres, it had an average speed of 0.015 km/h.

7 Responses to “Nine days”

  1. Roger Says:

    Daniel
    Nine days! That’s absolutely hopeless. No wonder no one uses snail mail any more.
    Rog.

  2. Andrew Says:

    Funny how Australia Post’s test letters that they send achieve a next day delivery rate of 98.5% Jeremy should feel honoured to be among such and elite 1.5%, according to Aust Post.

    My partner posted a parcel to Langwarrin Monday evening and it arrived in their post on Tuesday, midday.

    You are correct in that the letter would have covered many kilometres.

  3. Mal Says:

    That’s truly atrocious! Shame, Australia Post, shame!

  4. Suzie Says:

    I’ve heard of mail coming from the UK and the US faster than mail posted in Australia.

  5. Randall Says:

    I hate to correct you Daniel, but it had a theoretical MAXIMUM speed of 0.015 km/h. If, as you say, it zigged left and zagged right on its way back to your place, then it was a hell of a lot slower than that….

    (Without knowing your locality and whether the mail centres are in line with your place - I assume not - and that kind of detail…)

  6. Jeremy Says:

    Driving then plopping it in the mailbox and getting it out myself would’ve taken about 9 minutes.
    Emailing would’ve taken maybe 9 seconds.
    But snail-mailing… (Last time I’ve used the thing) NINE DAYS… im not impressed with australia post

  7. Jon Says:

    This article at Reuters tells a similar story with a man in Poland proving that if his letter was actually delivered by snail (0.048 kilometers per hour) it would have reached him quicker.

    http://www.reuters.com/article/oddlyEnoughNews/idUSN2423750920080124?feedType=RSS&feedName=oddlyEnoughNews