Mon 6 August 2007 - Aussie APEC dress-ups
The APEC forum is coming up in Sydney in September, and they’re only shutting down half the city to accomodate them.
But we all know what APEC really means… a big photo opp getting the leaders together in clothing that’s “traditional” in the host country — typically those colourful shirts.
So, what’ll it be for Australia? Some possibilities…
- Drizabone coats and Akubra hats
- Lifesaving gear (uhh, let’s have boardshorts rather than Speedos)
- Steve Irwin-esque khaki
- AFL or Rugby League uniforms
- Just a loin-cloth and Aboriginal paint
- Stubbies shorts and navy blue singlet
Got some more suggestions?

August 6th, 2007 at 7:56am
Daniel
great collage of photos and an amusing list!
I can only think of more bizarre outfits, similar to Dame Edna - for example, a coat in the shape of the Harbour Bridge or Opera House.
Whatever, it is, they will look like dorks!
Rog.
August 6th, 2007 at 8:58am
Let’s go all out. Ken Done gets the top half, Jenny Kee the bottom. That’ll teach them.
August 6th, 2007 at 10:17am
I am going to Sydney for a few days on 20th of Aug. Hopefully it won’t be to annoying to get around, though this is well before Apec, but from what I’ve seen they’re already putting a lot of security measures in place around the opera house etc.
August 6th, 2007 at 3:45pm
dress them like strop from the paul hogan show, complete with slsc caps.
August 10th, 2007 at 8:40am
Wow. I’m hoping they dress like trapped coal miners.
August 10th, 2007 at 12:08pm
Zinc Cream on the schnoz and a cork fly hat resplendent with Chad Morgan false choppers for that winning smile of confidence?
I’d love to see them all hoisting a polystyrene esky filled with ice and a dozen bottles of beer onto their shoulder as they gather for the group pics followed by a quick shuffle off to the sausage sizzle reception.