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Thu 1 June 2006 - First of the month

Evidently at the school they’re considering a ban on A pinch and a punch for the first of the month due to some over-enthusiasm from some of the older kids when pinching and punching.

Not to mention the invention by somebody of A kick in the dick for the first of the month

8 Responses to “First of the month”

  1. Josh Says:

    No, seriously, a kick?!

  2. Astrid Says:

    How about “A Flick and a kick for being so quick!”.

  3. Peter Says:

    I thought it was ‘a biff and a kick for being so quick’.

  4. MeMock Says:

    punch and month sortof ryme but kick and month….mmmmm

  5. Daniel Says:

    Actually it may have been “week”.

  6. Richard Giles Says:

    Damn. Being a geek and all, I always hoped they banned it when I was at school.

  7. Brian Says:

    How about ‘punch me again and I’ll rip your bloody arm off’. No wait. That doesnt rhyme…

  8. Craig Says:

    When I was a kid, it was ‘a pinch and a punch for the first of the month’. To which you could reply with ‘a flick and a kick for being so quick’. Unless the person made a fist and put it under their chin while saying ‘white rabbit’, in which case you couldn’t touch them. Ahh the memories.