Tue 5 October 2004 - Ricky?

Dear Mr Wrong Number Man,

My name is Daniel Bowen. I said as much when I answered the phone. My name is not Ricky Bowden. Never has been. I don’t know what you’re talking about. Good luck in dialling the right number next time.

3 Responses to “Ricky?”

  1. Miss Trish Says:

    Ring, ring …
    Me: “Hello, Trish speaking”.
    Them: “Hello, is Mister (Blah) there, please?”
    Me: “Nope, no-one by that name here”.
    Them: “May I speak to the home-owner then, please?”
    Me: “This is a rental property. Do your research better.”
    Clunk. I hate wrong numbers. I hate telemarketers more. I hate wrong-number-telemarketers even more!

  2. Clare Says:

    Just wait till you get a computer generated call from our darling PM. I got one last night … very exciting that he took time out from his busy schedule to send me Voc-spam!

  3. Tim Chmielewski Says:

    At least you don’t get:
    YOU KILL MY FUCKING DOG!