Mon 26 April 2004 - Congratulations
To the guy in the navy blue suit
at Hawksburn station at 8:38 this morning
who ran down the ramp as the train doors closed
because he thought the train with 1000 people on board should be made later than it already was, just for him
and thumped on the door in a rage as the train moved off without him.
Congratulations.
You just proved to the 150 people in that carriage what a complete moron you are.
As if it was going to kill you to wait a few minutes for the next one.
Next time try getting out of bed 5 minutes earlier.