Sun 10 June 2001 - The MacGowan Avenue Slasher
I just saw the oddest thing in MacGowan Avenue. A bloke drove up, got out of his car, had a slash against a tree, then went into the house.
Why would you do this? If it’s your house, you should be able to use your own toilet. If it’s not your house, is anybody really going to be so embarrassed that they can’t ask to use the toilet? That is, more embarrassed than they would be if they are spotted out on the street pissing on a tree instead?